Vicksburg Theatre Guild presents...

a Comedy-Drama
by Neil Simon
directed by Paul Ballard

Auditions: Mon. & Tue. Aug. 29 & 30 at 6 p.m.
Cast: three adult women, two adult men, and two male teens
Shows: Nov. 4-13, 2022
Fri. & Sat. at 7:30 p.m., Sun. at 2 p.m.
Tickets: $15, $10 senior citizens (65 & over) & youth (12-18), $8 children (12 & under)
Groups of 15 or more: $13, $8 senior citizens (65 & over) & youth (12-18), $6 children (12 & under)

Regretfully, it has been necessary to cancel “Lost in Yonkers” entirely. There were production issues that we were unable to resolve to be able to perform a quality play.

During World War II, ne'er-do-well Eddie deposits his two teen sons on his domineering Grandma's doorstep so he can take to the road as a salesman. The boys are left to contend with Grandma, mom, aunts, and an uncle, in a strange new world called Yonkers.

Cast Biographies

Jay Kurnitz  - Joseph Simmons
Arthur Kurnitz - Garrett Balsamo
Eddie Kurnitz - Paul Bennett
Bella Kurnitz - Tiffany Strickland Lambert
Grandma Kurnitz - Linda Hadala
Louie Kurnitz - Noel Tello
Gertrude Kurnitz - Missy Stafford Tello
Production Staff
Lights and Sound - Dr. Paul Ballard
Set Construction - Dr. Paul Ballard, Joseph Simmons, Burnley Cook
Costumes - The Cast and Clarissa Horner
Backstage Managers - Paul Bennett, Steven Lloyd
Props - Dr. Paul Ballard, The Cast
Set Pieces - Burnley Cook



We will hold seats for advance ticket purchasers and members who have notified us that they will attend up until 15 minutes before curtain.
Tickets which have not been claimed 15 minutes before curtain time are subject to forfeit.
Members please complete the Attendance Notification Form.

Tickets are available the day of the show at the VTG Box Office. Advance tickets are available online
at 30 days prior to the opening night. Members may notify us when they plan to attend
by completing the Attendance Notification Form or by calling 601-636-0471.